Hello gang, The Vern here to give you my scientificly accurate list of every category on who will win the Oscars in 2023. I really dug deep to bring you this list with all ther nominees and I will give you my predictions into who will win each category. Sometimes I will say why and other times I will not. Most likely I will not because typing is tough on my writsts and my eyes get tired. Oh and if there are any mispells of misused grammar. I aplogize, OK. I'm not getting paid to write this,
OK, Lets Go
Best Animated Feature
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Pinocchio(The good Stop Motion animated one that is not on Disney Plus)
Turning Red
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
The Sea Beast
Winner - Marcel The Shell with Shoes On, but it could very well go to Guillermo Del Toro's version of Pinnocchio, but I hope they go for Marcel because that message is way more uplifitng and heartfelt.
Best Animated Short.
The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse
The Flying Sailor
My Year of Dicks
Ice Merchants
An Ostrich Told Me Te World is Fake and I think I Belive It
I know nothing about any of these but I'll pick the last one about the Ostrich as my pick to win
Best Live Action Short
An Irish Goodbye
Ivalu
Le Pupille
Night Ride
The Last Suitcase
Winner will be Night Ride. Look I know nothing about this category, but the real shame is that The MovieGoer wasn't even nominated. You can hear my thoughts about this great short on my review of M3GAN, and The Whale.
Best Adapted Screenplay
All Quiet on The Western Front
Glass Onion
Living
Top Gun Maverick
Women Talking
Winner: All Quiet on The Western Front because it's up for Best Picture and this is the one of two categories it most likely will win for.
Best Original Screenplay
The Banshees of Inisherin
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
The Fablemans
Tar
Triangle of Sadness
As much as I want Everything Everywhere to sweep every category. I predict the award will go to to Triangle of Sadness. Mainly because other movies will win big in other categories.
Best Documentary Feature
All That Breathes
The Beauty and the Bloodshed
Fire of Love
A House made of Splinters
Navalny
Winner: The Beauty and the Bloodshed
Best Documentary Short
The Elephant Whisperers
Haulout
How do you mesaure a year
The Martha Mitchell Effect
Stranger at The Gate
Winner: The Elephant Whisperers
Best Visual Effects
All Quiet on The Western Front
Avatar: The Way of Water
Top Gun: Maverick
Black Panther:Wakanda Forever
The Batman
For it's use of actual planes being filmed without any CGI. Yeah, this one goes to Top Gun: Maverick, baby.
Best Sound
All Quiet on The Western Front
Top Gun 2
Avatar 2
Le Batman
Elvis
Winner will also go to Top Gun 2.
Best Makeup and Hairstyling
All Quiet on The Western Front
The Batman
Black Panther 2
Elvis
The Whale
If Everything, Everywhere was in this one it would be my pick but for now I'll say The Whale and it may be the only category it wins in.
Best Cinematography
All Quiet on the Western Front
Tar
Empire of Light
Bardo, False Chronicals on a Handful of Truths
Elvis
Winner: All Quiet..
Best Costume
Babylon
Everything, Everywhere
Mrs Haris goes to Paris
Elvis
Black Panther 2
Winner: Everything Everywhere Yada Yada Yada
Best Editing
The Banshees of Inisherin
Tar
Top Gun 2
Everything, Everywhere All At Once
Elvis.
Im also predicting Everything Everywhere winning here too but Top Gun 2 could snag the award as well.
Best Production Design
Babylon
All Quiet on the Western Front
Avatar 2
Elvis
The Fablemans
Winner - Babylon but the safe bet may be All Quiet.. Im still picking Babylon
Best Score
All Quiet on The Western Front
Babylon
The Banshees of Inisherin
Everything Everywhere...
The Fablemans
Babylon could get this, because it was the only really good thing besides production design about the movie I could find , I'm picking Evertything Everywhere to win.
Best Song
Applause from Tell it Like a Woman
Lift me Up from Black Panther 2
Hold My Hand from Top Gun 2
This is a Life from Everything Everywhere..
Naatu, Naatu from RRR
The mere fact that RRR only has one nomination is ridiculous. This should be the one nominated as much as Everything Everywhere ,,, It's my pick to win even though it most likely will go to Black Panther 2. With that said I do predict it will be the best live performance at this year's Oscar and will be the monent everyone talks about.
Best International Feature
All Quiet on The Western Front
EO
Close
Argentina: 1985
The Quiet Girl
Ugh No RRR here so I really don't care so I'll say the winner is All Quiet... just because it's up in other categories.
Best Suppourting Actress
Jamie Lee Curtis - Everything Everywhere
Hong Chau - The Whale
Angela Bassett - Black Panther 2
Kerry Condon - The Banshees of Inisherin
Stephanie Hsu - Everyhing Everywhere.
This is tough because both Angela Basset and Jamie Lee Curtis deserve a win. I'm going to go with Jamie Lee in this category. The woman is an icon and deserves to win an award for her role here.
Best Supporting Actor
Brendan Gleeson - The Banshees of Inisherin
Bryan Tyree Henry - Causeway
Judd Hirsch - The Fablemans
Barry Keoghan -The Banshees of Inisherin
Ke Huy Quan - Everyhing Everywhere...
Winner Ke Huy Quan. Nuff Said, Mic Drop , Boom
Best Actor
Colin Farrell - The Banshees of Inisherin
Austin Butler - Elvis
Brendan Fraser: The Whale
Paul Mescal - Aftersun
Bill Nighy - Living
Everyone is saying that Brendan will win this for The Whale but my pick is Colin for Banshees of Inisherin. I may be eating my own words too.
Best Actress
Cate Blanchett - Tar
Michelle Wilkiams - The Fablemans
Andrea Riseborough - To Leslie
Ana de Armas - Blonde
Michelle Yeoh - Everything Everywhere All At Once
I know this is Cate Blanchett's category. She has won in many many other ward shows that she is the safe bet to win. I really want Ana de Armas to win this one just for no other reason than it wil piss a bunch of film snobs off and that makes me extremly happy.
Best Director
Martin McDonagh - The Banshees of Inisherin
The Daniels - Everything Everywhere All...
Steven Spielberg - The Fablemans
Todd Field - Tar
Ruben Ostland - Triangle of Sadness
My pick of course is Everything Everywhere but the upset could be Banshees or very much so Triangle. Yeah Im choosing The Daniels to Win
Best Picture
All Quiet on the Western Front
Top Gun 2
The Banshees of Inisherin
Elvis
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Avatar 2
The Fablemans
Tar
Triangle of Sadness
Women Talking
Winner : Everything Everywhere All At Once That movie was really really good and one that I will gladly watch again and again and again. It was an original story and had just so many great things about it.
Do you agree or disagree with my predictions let me know in the comments or on social media
A lot of the short films are available on the New Yorker, you should check them out! I hope The Ice Merchant wins animated. I want Marcel to win too but I don't think it will sadly.
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